Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Cycle Starts Again...

Beavis was kept under fairly severe wraps since he got out of jail, but he's starting to revert back to his usual Beavisesque ways.

The main manifestation of this is his late night loitering in front of the Beavisphere. He's constantly on the phone. I usually see him when I get home from practice, pacing on the sidewalk, talking loudly.

Occasionally the latest dumb idiot girl who thinks she can make a man out of him will be there, too. She drives a huge SUV and is a petite brown-haired girl. I think I saw her before Beavis' most recent trip to the pen, so she's stone cold stupid to stick around this long. I have to come up with a good nickname for her, unless Stone Cold Stupid sticks.

Little Sister and the Nub are often visiting. I hardly see Ellie Mae. I don't think she's old enough for preschool, and I don't think she's figured out how to run away from home...yet.

I imagine life will get "interesting" again in a few months.

Sunday, July 04, 2010


Beavis is back.

He's skinnier and stands taller compared to when we saw him last, but he's definitely back.

I'm sure this blog will perk up soon.


Monday, April 12, 2010

Still Quiet...

Beavis is still in jail.

Ellie Mae is occasionally seen on her tricycle in the front yard of the Beavisphere, all alone. Big Daddy and Ma Barker gave Ellie Mae a hideous haircut...her long, blonde baby hair locks are gone. She has a short boyish cut that doesn't suit her at all.

A couple of weeks ago I walked to the mailbox. On the way back, I see Ellie Mae on her usual trike in her usual spot on the Beavisphere driveway. She looks over at me, and blows a raspberry. I had to laugh...that poor kid! I'd be wanting to blow myself up if I had a family like hers who gave me a shitty haircut!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Yesterday I woke up extremely cranky and upset.


I dreamed about Beavis.


In real life, he's still not around...I assume he's still in jail. Ellie Mae is occasionally seen with Big Daddy, and an exceptionally rare glimpse of Ma Barker is caught every once in a blue moon.

But apparently my subconscious is bugging me.

I dreamt that Beavis was out of jail and out to kill me.


While I was sitting at home freaking out about this, I then dreamt that Ma Barker and Ellie Mae came to the house and gave me a Yorkshire Terrier puppy as an apology.


I then suddenly woke up.

I have no idea what the dream means, but it creeps me out.