Monday, May 01, 2006

Body Parts

As I type this afternoon, neighborboy Beavis and three absolutely brilliant mechanix are trying to pull a Lazarus on Beavis' work truck, which is rotting in front of his mommy and daddy's house. Earlier today I got some pix of the body parts from some unknown vehicle that he's been leaving in his other peesachit truck still parked and unmoving in front of our house and parts scattered on the front lawn of mommy and daddy's house.

I don't know where the cannibalized parts came from, or where they're going. But for now they're in the back of the pickemuptruck:












Here's the worktruck. Notice the body parts in the back. The broom leaning against the back really adds something, doesn't it?












A view from the front. Notice that the hood isn't closed all the way. I think it's because of the thing on the ground between the truck and the backend of the Crappy Caddy.











The Crappy Caddy is stylin' with that piece of plankwood leaned up against it. I swear if I knew a kid young enough I'd still try to enter the poor car in to Pimp My Ride.












Now this is hot. We got the carjack holding the trunk lid down. We have the...thing on the ground from the worktruck. We have a piece of wood crammed in on the side of the trunk lid. Why? I don't know, but I'm lovin' it!












Closeup of the thing from the worktruck. Does anyone know what it is? I think Beavis and gang are trying to replace it this afternoon.











I tried to get a photo of the aforementioned Sundance Channel STAFF lanyard in the peesachit truck, but all I got was my own reflection. I think I need to wait for a sunny day in the morning for a good shot at it.

Beavis has been, uh, working late into the night. Well, if you call hanging out with one's friends with the truck hood open "working". I thought I heard glass breaking last night. I haven't checked to see if that's the case...yet. What a loser.